is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people
With Ellen it’s all the same
my friends do this cute thing where they ignore me until they need something, aw love them so much
3/∞ favourite songs; happy by pharell williams
"cos im happy, clap along if you feel like a room without a roof; cos im happy, clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth"
I hate the way you talk to me,
and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car,
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick,
it even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you’re always right,
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh,
even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you’re not around,
and the fact that you didn’t call.
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you,
not even close…
not even a little bit…
not even at all.
Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen
"and the oscar for best ellen degeneres goes to…. ellen degeneres"
"The oscar for best Leonardo DiCaprio goes to… Ellen Degeneres!"
the fact that ellen doesn’t have to insult celebrities to be funny makes her 500% more amazing then she already is
instead she takes photos with them and buys them pizza
do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead
“How was your day?”
“Text me when you get home so I know you’re safe”
“How are you?”
“I hope you’re feeling better”
“Have a good day today!”
“I miss you”
“Can you come over?”
“Can I come over?”
“Can I see you?”
“Can I call you?”
“Want something to drink?”
“Watch your step”
“Let’s watch a movie”
“What are you up to?”
“How is your day so far?”
“It will be okay”
“I’m here for you”
“Do you need anything?”
“Are you hungry?”
“I just wanted to hear your voice”
“You just made my day”
You don’t have to hear “I Love You” to know that someone does. Listen carefully. People speak from the heart more often than you think.
do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song
This website is made up of killers
A compilation of my favourite ‘we’re all killers’ posts.
this is the worst fuck up in the history of fuck ups and my aunt drove her van into a house because a leaf hit her windshield
- me: but it's 2 AM
- stomach: did i fucking stutter
im laughing so much a group of really loud boys sat down next to us in mcdonalds and one of them just picked up his burger and said to his friends “i bet i can put this whole thing in my mouth” and my mom turned to me and said “well we know who the gay one is” and they heard her and none of them have said a word since
u kno when u hav many thing to do so u lay on the floor for long time