madisog-chilverini:

goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

I can’t even climb rock walls and I’m 15

madisog-chilverini:

goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

I can’t even climb rock walls and I’m 15

via  mydreamsofuniverse  (originally  memeguy-com)
5 days ago on 28 August 2014 ~ 6:20pm 142,751 notes

timid:

do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you

via  music-is-my-only-retreat  (originally  timid)
5 days ago on 28 August 2014 ~ 5:39pm 133,112 notes

"Ich geh nur schlafen,um von dir zu träumen."

via  1life-1labyrinth  (originally  struggling-with-demons)
1 week ago on 25 August 2014 ~ 8:03pm 292 notes

ankerdernichtsinkt:

Du musst mit ihm viele ”erste Male” erleben, denn dann wird er sich immer an dich erinnern.
Geh mit ihm zu einem schönen Platz, bestellt euch das erste mal ein bestimmtes Getränk, hört zusammen ein neues Lied zu ersten mal. Macht Dinge zusammen, die für euch das ”erste Mal” sind. Weil genau dann wird er sich an dich erinnern. Immer wenn er eine Sache tut, die er das erste mal mit dir erlebt hat.

via  3veri  (originally  ankerdernichtsinkt)
1 week ago on 23 August 2014 ~ 6:51pm 98 notes
If you could love the wrong person that much, imagine how much you could love the right person.
~ unknown  (via heavensd3vil)
via  you-gave-me-strength  (originally  heavensd3vil)
1 week ago on 23 August 2014 ~ 6:46pm 3,404 notes

hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

via  you-gave-me-strength  (originally  sextronautt)
1 week ago on 23 August 2014 ~ 6:45pm 676,317 notes
via  you-gave-me-strength  (originally  beben-eleben)
1 week ago on 23 August 2014 ~ 6:44pm 96,048 notes
via  you-gave-me-strength  (originally  moretz-c)
1 week ago on 23 August 2014 ~ 6:40pm 536,981 notes

bucky-barnes-booty:

lasttostrike:

Ok so I’m at Whataburger and I’m eating french fries, right? Well I go to pick up my last fry and

image

ITS FUCKING PRINTED ON THE PAPER

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME THIS WAY

THIS IS EVIL

via  you-gave-me-strength  (originally  htepotat)
1 week ago on 23 August 2014 ~ 6:38pm 276,522 notes
via  3veri  (originally  onlyforashortmoment)
1 week ago on 22 August 2014 ~ 8:13pm 16,916 notes

peenslayer:

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

via  gluehweinherz  (originally  peenslaya)
1 week ago on 22 August 2014 ~ 8:13pm 550,068 notes
kazander:

Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to say that I’m this dweeb’s older sister.

kazander:

Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to say that I’m this dweeb’s older sister.

via  it-must-be-serendipity  (originally  kazander)
1 week ago on 22 August 2014 ~ 8:11pm 851 notes

coolscar:

*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”

via  it-must-be-serendipity  (originally  coolscar)
1 week ago on 22 August 2014 ~ 8:10pm 416,390 notes
via  3veri  (originally  hooke-r)
1 week ago on 22 August 2014 ~ 8:08pm 64,416 notes
rum-martini:

justanotherhowitt:

Too soon.

its been 102 yrs

rum-martini:

justanotherhowitt:

Too soon.

its been 102 yrs

via  it-must-be-serendipity  (originally  shwagerr)
1 week ago on 22 August 2014 ~ 8:04pm 31,768 notes