June 2012
favourite band: we're gonna tour the world
me: does that mean you're coming to my tow-
favourite band: no
me: wow could my thighs get any bigger
*sits down*
me: apparently yes
me: *stays home*
parents: why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
me: *goes out*
parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
me: *eats*
parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
me: *doesn't eat something*
parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
me: *exhales*
parents: don't give me that attitude
logans-v-and-dimples:
mikey-way-galaxy:
mikey-way-galaxy:
isetmynarwhalsonfire:
we’re all like this weird combination of wade and sheen
With a dash of Vicky
And that vacuum that eats all the mother fucking food
And Arwin
me: omg i have so much stuff to do
me: i don't even have enough time for all this
me:
me: *opens tumblr*
When someone sings your favorite song awfully
sodamnrelatable:
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Teacher asks you to read out loud.
sodamnrelatable:
You don’t even know the page they’re on
What book are we reading ?!
WHAT FUCKING CLASS IS THIS?!
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When people ask for candy I'm eating, I give them...
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Why is it that wet hair is darker, if water is...
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:
When you spell a big word right on the first try. →
I’m a genius .
The awkward moment when your friend leaves you...
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