December 2011
If you have ever taken a razor blade to that...
"Regular" marriage and "Gay" marriage are like...
doyouthinkimwastingmytime:
Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: What?
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Band member: But -
Me: Poster.
“I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one...”
– Unknown (via gentle-insomnia)
People are always telling me to smile, like...
Grandparents: So what did you ask for this Christmas?
Me: Band members.
Grandparents: You mean CDs or shirts or
Me: No.
Me: Band members.
Grandparents:
Me:
Me: I enjoy them.
Parents: We're looking at therapists.
Anonymous asked: Froooohe Weihnachten, wundervolle ! <333
Anonymous asked: Frohe Weihnachten :) :*
Anonymous asked: Merry Christmas :-)
